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Joke Of The Day #1</font></strong></font>
<p><font face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">A guy is driving across
country trying to get home for Christmas. As he passes through Mississippi
he sees a Nativity Pageant and notices the three wise men are dressed as firemen.<br>
He stops and asks, "Hey--why are you guys dressed up like that?"
to which the biggest bubba replies, "You yankees sure are dumb. It says
right here in the song that three strangers came from afar."</font></p>
<p><font face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><strong>Joke Of The Day
#2</strong></font></p>
<p><font face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">One night, a little blind
boy's mother said to him, "Anthony, if you pray really, REALLY hard tonight,
when the sun rises tomorrow you will be able to see!" Needless to say,
Anthony prays up a storm! Morning came and Anthony is still blind.<br>
He starts crying and his mom rushes in. She gasps, "Anthony, what's wrong?"<br>
Anthony wails, "Mommy, I prayed so hard but I'm still blind!" His
Mom gently pats him on the head. "I know, honey. April Fools!" </font></p>
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<strong>Joke Of The Day #3</strong></font></p>
<p><font face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Two drunks are walking
along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at
the moon."<br>
The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. "You're wrong, that's
not the moon, that's the sun."<br>
They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, "Sir,
could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in
the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?" The third drunk looked
at the sky and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."<br>
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